A great cause, and an Alton photo-op


Tuesday, March 13, 2007

I have a long and tortuous history getting a good picture with Alton Brown. I've seen the man twice before, and each time it seems that something goes wrong. My first shot (at a book signing) was overexposed, my second (as an extra on Good Eats) was underexposed and blurry. This time I finally got it right.


Let me back up. Jenny and I attended a Chinese New Year party to raise funds and awareness for Heifer International's Chuxin Hilly Area Livestock Development project in China. If you've never heard of Heifer, you should find out more.

I don't push many charities on this blog. Maybe I should. Heifer is one of my favorites, focusing on sustainable community development. They don't just give support to the needy, they help them develop their communities through agricultural and economic initiatives.

Those are a lot of big words. Basically they don't just give them a fish, they teach them to catch their own.

This is important in this day and age where the concern isn't just poverty and need, but the unbreakable cycle that so many around the world find themselves in. While I'd love to wipe out world hunger and strife with a quick fix, I feel that grassroots development in small communities is more effective and ultimately much more important.

Enter Alton as the guest speaker at the party. His production company has been helping Heifer for several years, and in his speech he recalled Heifer's guiding principles and discussed how they mirrored his own.

Afterwards he hung out and signed autographs. I used this opportunity to apologize to AB for being rude during the filming of our Good Eats episode. He said that my paparazzi-style snapshot "wasn't so much rude, as it was dorky."

Well put, good man. Well put.

Anyway, he's a classy dude, and we had a great time hanging out and learning more about the great things one organization can do.

P.S. - So the truth must be heard. My photo op with Alton at the party went all wrong. My shirt was messed up and my eyes were closed, and immediately afterwards AB had to run to talk to reporters. Here's the original shot. So in desperation, I got my buddy Josh to take this picture, and I photoshopped the two together. You'd have done the same too, if you're as big a dork as I am.

15 Comments:

 Blogger Karin said...

LOL. I wish your buddy Josh had also taken a picture of you seeing that you had taken yet another disappointing (to you) picture of you & AB.

3/13/2007 3:08 PM

 Blogger LLA said...

I don't blame you one bit! I just wish I had your mad PhotoShopping skills. (skillsz?)

3/13/2007 4:16 PM

 Blogger William Conway said...

Yeah, I was a little dissapointed.

Oh, and that's skillz with a "z" and no "s".

3/13/2007 4:20 PM

 Blogger LLA said...

ooops. total typo. Baby's a crap proof-reader... :)

Meant to say earlier that Bubba and I are huge fans of Heifer project...

3/13/2007 8:44 PM

 Blogger Judy said...

I love that you're so honest. And how cool is that, that this is the third picture you've had with Alton? I adore that guy.

3/13/2007 10:10 PM

 Blogger Anne said...

Nice pic! And you do have mad skillz. I've been meaning to write back, we may be going to Atlanta in May now...will keep you updated :)

3/13/2007 10:15 PM

 Blogger Deborah Dowd said...

Don't feel bad- my husband, who never cooks except on the grill loves AB. And if I hear him say one more time, "Alton Brown says you should...." I may(voluntarily) become a widow!

3/14/2007 7:24 AM

 Blogger Joannie said...

Heifer International is the coolest idea! The United Christian Ministries at my university raised money for an ark while I was a student.

So third time's not a charm! Well, the edited picture looks great. And no one would have known if you hadn't said anything. Wow -- good cook, cute, funny, AND honest. What more could Jenny ask for?

3/14/2007 9:14 AM

 Anonymous Sally Parrott Ashbrook said...

You two are such an attractive couple . . . and your wife's lovely, too!

Seriously, my husband and I think you and Alton kinda resemble each other.

I absolutely adore Heifer International. We had a wedding registry for them (you can set one up on their website), and I cherish the gifts that were given in our names through Heifer.

3/14/2007 10:27 AM

 Blogger wheresmymind said...

That is pretty F*ng funny that you photoshopped two photos together. I probably would've done the same :)

3/14/2007 2:58 PM

 Blogger William Conway said...

Thanks, all!

Anne - Great, keep me up to date!

Deborah - I've made a concerted effort to not make AB recipes because I don't want to get too obsessed. I guess photoshopping my picture pushes me over the line.

Joannie - That's cool that they donated an entire ark! What a neat gift.

Sally - Ha! My wife says I look like him, too. I guess it's because we both have big smiles, big foreheads, crappy hair and glasses...

Oh, and I think my wife is super hot. I married way out of my league.

3/14/2007 3:07 PM

 Blogger Jennifer said...

Honest, huh?

Honestly, William wouldn't have a picture to photoshop if I had not pushed him to take the one by himself. While I'm being honest, I must admit my motive for encouraging him to take the second pic were not completely altruistic. I'd never hear the end of it if the day ended with 3 bad pics of him and AB.

Sally, thank you for the complement.

3/16/2007 12:55 PM

 Anonymous yaya said...

I too think you look like AB. You even have his sense of humor!

If AB had any sense at all, he would cast you on Good Eats on a regular basis as his brother!
Say... like... Frazier and Miles???

Just my opinion!! And everyone is entitled to it.

3/19/2007 9:00 AM

 Anonymous Kristen said...

Don't you just love photoshop?

Your blog is great!

3/19/2007 8:21 PM

 Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just came across your blog and I have to say . . . it's hilarious that you photoshopped that picture with AB. Brazilliant!!! Great blog. Keep writing!

7/09/2007 1:16 PM

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